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es, I finally decided to get serious last night and graded furiously. Consequently, I am just about finished. Just in time for the Sun Bowl where UCLA plays Northwestern. I hope to greet the New Year with all accounts closed--i.e. all grades in--and with a Bruin victory. God knows we need it after the spanking we got from you-know-who.
A couple of weeks ago, mmh, posted a questionnaire, at the end of which she listed the Xangans whom she wanted to complete the same. So here it is.
- When you look at yourself in the mirror, what is the first thing you look at?
A. This is an unusually revealing question. I look at my waistline... no, that's not right. I look at the area that used to be my waistline. All that is there now is a very undistinguished paunch. I must do something immediately to regain my girlish figure... maybe after all the Christmas candy is gone. - How much cash do you have on you today?
A. $3.47. Now that they accept credit cards vitually anywhere--even at Wendy's--I am disinclined to walk around with cash. Unfortunately, this often leads to large credit card bills. I'm not the sort to keep track of every penny I spend, which is why I should go back to a cash-and-carry system. - What's a word that rhymes with "test"?
A. Oktoberfest! - Favorite plant?
A. This question was probably included to induce respondents to write Cannabis, but not me. We have a hydrangea growing in our back yard that is beautiful. - Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
A. I don't own a cell. - What is the main ring tone on your cell phone?
A. I don't own a cell. - What shirt are you wearing?
A. A black T-shirt. - Do you label yourself?
A. Yeah, a procrastinating old man... speaking of which, I should get back to grading. - Brand of shoes you're currently wearing.
A. I'm barefoot at the moment, but the brand I normally wear is Sketchers. They seem to fit my feet perfectly. - Bright or dark room?
A. I don't get the question. I prefer a bright room when I'm reading or eating, but a dark room when I go to sleep. - What were you doing at midnight last night?
A. Asleep in front of the TV watching the news. - What was the last text message you received on your cell phone?
A. For the third freakin' time, I don't own a cell phone! - Do you ever click on "pop ups" or banners?
A. Never intentionally. These things should be outlawed. - What's a saying that you say a lot?
A. I must admit that I probably need communication training, but I have the habit of saying, "no shit" and "oh man" a lot. But an expression officially recognized by proper English speakers that I do use a lot would be "From your mouth to God's ear," meaning "I wish it were so." But then, these are expressions that I realize that I use. There may be others that I am not fully aware of. I'd appreciate if my students would chime in about this. (future blues obviously has no qualms about expressing his opinions!) - Who told you they love you last?
A. M, of course. - Last furry thing you touched?
A. I plead the fifth. - How many drugs have you done in the past three days?
A. Zero, unless alcohol is a drug, in which case I'd have to fess up to, um... 2 pints equal 1 quart, 4 quarts to the gallon... About four gallons? - How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Zero. A. I don't take photos as often as I used to. - Favorite age you have been so far?
A. Seventeen! But this title is actually it's own blog... - Your worst enemy?
A. My procrastinating self... I really should get back to grading... - What is your current desktop picture?
A. A poorly farked photo of King Kong and M's favorite toy. - What was the last thing you said to someone?
A. To M, "Is there still some coffee?" - If you have to choose between 1, 000, 000 bucks or to be able to change a major regret?
A. I will always take one million smackers. I have my share of regrets, but it is a part of the fabric that is the Onigiriman. I like to think that regret makes me into a better person at times. - Do you like someone?
A. I love M. I like everyone else... well, almost. - The last song you listened to?
A. Christmas Eve. - People I hope to see do this quiz?
1. Enygma81
2. Daddylike
3. devjome
4. PiscesTiff
5. onigiri
6. SunJun
Of course, this is non-binding.
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