Weekend Fluff & Other Stuff

Killing time...
Takunishi posted this quiz the other day and I stole it from him, just in case some of you do not go to his site... Gomen, Taku.... Also, if you haven't read them already, read my Responses to Selected Comments I've received, below....

2036 is only 33 freakin' years away!
Okay, for some of you, 33 years sounds like an eternity, but believe me, IT'S NOT! Everyone likes to know something about their future--otherwise astrologists would be out telemarketing... wait, isn't that waht Madame Cleo does? But few would wanna know how and when that future ends... Unless you're kinda morbid. Well, thanks to Sparks.com and Takunishi79, I was able to satisfy my morbid curiousity.

I looks like I'm gonna die from either cancer or a heart attack, ailments suffered by my mother (1930-02). Ugh. It won't be pretty, I can assure you. Of, course, her mother--my grandma--lived much longer, and my father's side all live beyond 80. In fact, my dad is still alive and kicking... well, maybe not kicking, not at 91, but he's still functioning. His sister, who died at 90 something, lived for over 20 years after being diagnosed with stomach cancer. So I guess there's always hope, hope that the medical field will advance SIGNIFICANTLY! But I don't think I'll be abducted by aliens, illegal or otherwise... See, already there's hope! 

Anyway, here's my results.... Click on the link below for your results... I know, it's morbid, but fascinatingly so.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 28, 2036
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Heart Attack (22%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Homicide (6%)
Suicide (5%)


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on September 28, 2036, as you slip silently into the night.

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